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The Indefensible: MacGruber!

MacGruber! It’s screening at the Underground, the critics are defending it, MacGruber! It’s tonight at seven, they are serious film critics, MacGruber! Ryan Philippe‘s in this movie, MacGruber!

Holy smokes, MacGruber! There’s no way out!”

“That’s not our only problem, MacGruber — your movie’s gonna bomb in fifteen seconds!”

“Alright, everyone keep it together! Okay, if we’re gonna get out of here — and we ARE gonna get out of here — we need to focus up!”

“TEN seconds! What do we do, MacGruber!”


Sasha! Hand me Will Sloan from The Varsity!”

“You got it, MacGruber!”

“Paulette! I need exactly FOUR ounces of  defender Adam Nayman from Eye Weekly!”

“On the way, MacGruber!”

“Sasha! Hand me that Norman Wilner from Bear magazine.”

“Wilner! Check!”

“Okay! Has anybody seen any giveaways for free passes for a secret movie?”

“MacGruber, are those critics drunk?”

MACGRUBER-RRR!!!!!

(Sorry to write this seriouser part, but Criticize this via Andrew Parker tweeted that part of your $10 admission fee  for this screening go to the Red Cross. We were able to raise $500ish dollars (Andrew knows the real numbers) from the (In)Defensible screening this month. I can’t come because I have a shift at the cheese factory but I will be there in spirit and please, if you’re in Toronto, watch this movie, help the Red Cross, have some fun.)

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5 responses

  1. I have never loved you more than I do in this moment.

    April 1, 2011 at 10:18 am

  2. I love you too, Sasha. We should totally go shop for matching faded jean jackets and 80’s wigs.

    April 1, 2011 at 10:23 am

    • Let’s do it.

      April 1, 2011 at 10:26 am

  3. Pingback: Indefensible – Go Speed Racer Go! « Okinawa Assault

  4. Sometimes it’s okay to be lowbrow. Maybe I was just in the right mood, but this had me giggling consistently, with several outright guffaws. Included one of the funniest sex scenes I’ve ever seen. Good review, check out mine when you can!

    May 7, 2011 at 11:50 am

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