Seminal Television: Jesse Eisenberg’s Hair
Other than Rainn Wilson, I thought that the Jesse Eisenberg SNL last weekend was funny. I’ll make a concession, SNL is ‘rarely funny,’ but it’s a better showcase of talent for the host. Why just nail one role when you can nail eight? Anne Hathaway does a mean Katie Holmes, Jon Hamm cries weird.
The show made Eisenberg finally get out of the Jewfro, hoodie and breakneck Woody Allen-esque speech thing he’s been doing for the past two movies and make him speak and look differently. Hipster, check. Guido, check. Also, I declare that his hair should stay like the picture above forever. Super yum.
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I only watch SNL for the guests, Seth Meyrs news and the awesomness that is Bill Hader. Thought Eisenberg was one of the better guests in a while!
January 31, 2011 at 4:02 pm
Super yum indeed. I kept staring at his crotch when he had that robe and kept opening his legs hahaha.
February 3, 2011 at 4:56 pm
I am so tempted to overthink and write a paragraph about his crotch drama, which is probably TMI for you.
February 3, 2011 at 8:41 pm
Kevin Bacon?
February 15, 2011 at 6:00 am
Kevin Bacon’s a guido?
February 15, 2011 at 11:46 am
There always seems to be some excuse to talk about Jesse Eisenbeg being Jewish. Too bad there’s never an excuse to talk about Natalie Portman, Joseph Gordon-Levitt, Mila Kunis, Logan Lerman, etc. being Jewish.
February 27, 2012 at 8:39 pm
I’ve read stuff about both Portman and Kunis, with Portman’s egalitarian views, among many things, and how ‘motherly’ Kunis could be.
I also just realized how offensive my tone was and I sincerely apologize for that.
February 28, 2012 at 2:09 am