Twitter Updates

• I should have taken a picture of those eggs because I will never make them that good again. 1 hour ago
• Next week, I promise. 4 hours ago
• All the modern pornstars have all been invented. They've just been waiting in a mountain for the right moment. 6 hours ago
• Gillian Anderson being saucier than I remember. 17 hours ago
• Let's just cast Alice Eve as a cosplay Princess Bubblegum and she'll be a force to be reckoned with. 21 hours ago