Twitter Updates

• "If somebody asks us what we were doing here, let's just say cocaine." - Melanie Griffith 17 minutes ago
• I faked it last night, ans I was with myself. I blamed the arthritis. - Cloris Leachman. 28 minutes ago
• "By the time you're watching this video, I'm in heaven getting plowed by my husband." - Tippi Hedren. 29 minutes ago
• RT @dgardner: PM Harper isn’t answering to anyone. *That’s* the problem. “@nbf54321: @dgardner he does not answer to you you pompous ass” 33 minutes ago
• RT @KenJennings: Jeopardy is looking for its past big winners. They can't find any of them. They don't know about my special room. http://t… 35 minutes ago